Boadicea.
Chocolate and cigarettes.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via wastedlovee)
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- My Male Housemate: I prefer a good spoon over sex.
- Me: Ah, are you sure that your doing it right dude?
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Watching Donnie Darko in English and just laughing at how confused everyone in my class is getting.
Sometimes when I look in the mirror, for a second I think my face is pretty. Then I notice my dark circles, pudgy cheeks, big nose, buggy eyes, and I remember how ridiculously ugly I am. Sometimes when I look in the mirror, for a second I think my body is attractive. Then I notice my muffin top, love rolls, flabby arms, huge thighs, and I remember disgustingly fat I am. When people say I’m “beautiful”, I wonder what exactly they see in me that I can’t.
(Source: tellmewhenyoucare, via fallenst4r)
